Since I´d like to spread the joy of jerkishness and (at least a bit) nasty humor around the world, BEHOLD! I created my own MS! (And move her here from scraps.)

The one and only Mary Sue! Celestia Harmonia Alyssa Lestrange-de Montmorency.
She´s the star of the Sparklyp-eh-Gryffindor quidditch team. She made friends with a unicorn (wink wink) from the Forbidden forest that follows her like a nice doggie.
And of course Harry Potter fell in love with her.

But watch out! He´s not the only one.
Draco: "Sod off, Potter! It´s time for the pureblood seduction techniques of doom!"
Harry: "You sod off! She´s mine."
Draco: "You sod off!"
Harry: "No, you SOD OFF!"
Draco: "Don´t you use f...ing capitalization on me, jerk!"

Fight ensues. Snape approaches with heavy swish of his dark yet sexy cloak. Uses the dark yet sexy LOOK.

Snape approaches some more. Enters Voldemort.

Exeunt Snape.

Happy ending: Marriage of true love! Dark MS! The triumph of evil and the end of the world...


P.S.: I didn´t use Kif Kroker from Futurama for my Voldemort concept. I really didn´t.